

(via softtitty)
MORE LIKE DO ACID I MEAN YOUR FUCKING DOG IS TALKING TO YOU JESUS CHRIST
(via sun--sets)
(Source: kristenwiiggle, via milesjai)
Toy Story 2 Bloopers
cause pixar animated bloopers
animated bloopers
via laugh-addict
(Source: lethaleverdeen)
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I USED TO FIST THEM OH MY GHOD
what the fuck does it mean if I stuck my fingers in both ends and whirled it over my head until it flew
ALEX I
one time i put my entire leg in one and it exploded
Then there is this person ^
(you perfect human being)
I AM DYING
(Source: manda, via escape--humanity)
have you ever seen a chicken strip
There are two kinds of people in this world.
(Source: pizzaforpresident, via g-iggle)

too much fiber in my diet
was this joke really worth putting a log in your toilet
(Source: humortrain, via sexforwaffles)